Monday, November 19, 2012

reports of monsters


I heard the distant rumble but had little time to register it from where it was. Before i knew it I saw charging beasts. They were attacking vans. It lead itself inside a museum. People panicked. A bunch of people were locked in. They were attacked by the beast. One person slipped over and had his ankle twisted off. There were reports of other beasts in the CBD. One was in a crate. One attacked a chef in a restaurant. The cops came but it had left.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Animal planet - I was bitten

I watched animal planet. On animal planet there was a programme called 'I was bitten'.
It was about this guy who was fishing with his mate. A bear showed up. It was just him and a bear and the bear attacked him. He got his face torn off.



Wednesday, May 2, 2012

How to train your dragon

I learnt how to train a dragon by watching the show.
Dragons are fire breathing monsters.
This is what you need to know:

  1. It makes them sneeze when they smell flowers
  2. They don't like eels
  3. Every dragon has a weak spot under the chin. it. It is ticklish

Shooting a Deer

A man shot a stag on my farm.